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Relaxer
age 65
Joined 3 years ago
Last login 46 minutes ago
Open minded, friendly, laid back and horny.
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How was the sacked altar boy meant to know what the bishop meant when he said he could kiss his ring.
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| My BN Status: | |
| I am: | Male |
| Age: | 65 |
| Sexual Preference: | Girls |
| Am Seeking: | No one at the moment |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| In relationship with: | Jersey__Girl |
| Children: | Independent |
| Member Since: | 3-Jul-20 |
| Last Logged In: | 4-May-24 |
| Location: | Alton, United Kingdom |
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About Relaxer
| Star Sign: | Leo | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is Following: | Lejones55, Jersey girl, Artistic,... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is Looking For: | Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interests: | Athletics, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Politics, Cricket, Theatre / Ballet, Literature / History | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Other: | Prolonged foreplay | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
| What Makes Me Happy: | Peace and good company |
| What Makes Me Sad: | Pollution. People who flytip |
| What Makes Me Mad: | People who are "celebrities " for no reason So called "influencers" - sheepguiders more like |
| My Bad Habits: | Shunning social events because of shyness |
| My Final Thoughts: | My biggest regret is... Having regrets |
Comments
pinkpuslovescocks
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God, love your HUGE THICK cock ! Would feel SO good inside my pretty tight little pink pussy ! mmmmm !
God, love your HUGE THICK cock ! Would feel SO good inside my pretty tight little pink pussy ! mmmmm !
AdeleGingerRaine
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Happy new years xxx
Jersey__Girl
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Merry everything, darling. Cheers! Cheers! 🎄💌🥂
Jersey__Girl
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Have I told you lately that I miss you madly? No? Well, I miss you madly. :heart:
Jersey__Girl
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I knew she couldn't be trusted.
Jersey__Girl
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Hmm....you forgot my cake! :p
Jersey__Girl
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By the way, I might stop by next week. Just thought you'd like to know. 😘🛬🔜
SexFantix
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Felt compelled to drop by again and applaud your fabulous comments, Great SoH very witty and very much enjoyed! 😘💋
Felt compelled to drop by again and applaud your fabulous comments, Great SoH very witty and very much enjoyed! 😘💋
SexFantix
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The man I cure comment was on point BRAVO 🤣👍💅👏
The man I cure comment was on point BRAVO 🤣👍💅👏
SexFantix
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Pretty arousing body yourself! 💋
Pretty arousing body yourself! 💋
Jersey__Girl
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I wish I were there, too. 😢❤️😍
Jersey__Girl
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The only reason I'm glad to be home is that I now have time to read all your statuses. Still laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Jersey__Girl
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Including the island. 🏝
Jersey__Girl
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Can't wait to see all your body parts in person. 🍑🍆👣🤴
Jersey__Girl
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You're so much better than any accessory I can think of. ❤️❤️❤️
Jersey__Girl
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You make me want to do naughty things. 👿
Jersey__Girl
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Happy New Year, darling. Can't wait to celebrate with you again on the 19th. 😍🥰💑🔥
Profile last updated: 27-Apr-24