~Skye~'s Blog - page 3

As the days pass by, growing ever closer to an end, what that will be, only time will tell. Vultures of the family have shown their true colors. Black as coal is just not a righteous color a loving heart. In the end a daughter loses a father, being a selfish and greedy as he is, it could very well be a blessing in disguise. Surprisngly with a hefty swing of an arm the rest of the vultures back away, eyes are open, hoping they won't return.

Looking to my left, then my right, find myself standing alone in a crowd. I had no idea being nice could be so lonely. Clearly I have a different perspective on reality. Either way, the seconds pass by, turning into minutes eventually into days and as the days count down, the end approaches ever nearer. The end is as simple as the toss of a coin, win or lose, heads or tails. At this point not really sure what is more important as long as it ends. Could never have imagined all I loved could be so hungry, as to nip and bite at you when your down. Money does change everything. I bare it all, to protect her. No amount of money could ever make the hurt go away. Some scars will never heal.

Never realized it was so close, After four years I noticed the vultures lurking about, others acting strange like twitching stick figures in time. They have come out the cracks of reality, like a family devouring possessions at a funeral. They can smell it. I count up the days and realize it is close, time has brought us to the first step in 37 days. The Hounds of Hell are nipping at my heels, odd how in another lifetime they were known as my friends, but now they are just hungry beasts......

Never underestimate the smell of blood or money.

The husband had just finished reading a new book "You Can Be The Man of Your House".


He stormed to his wife in the kitchen & announced, "From now on, you need to know, that I'm the man of the house & my word is the 'LAW'. You will prepare me dinner tonight & when I'm done eating, you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me & we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back & towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet & hands. Then tomorrow guess who's gonna dress me & comb my hair?"


The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess..."

An man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said "No more girls night out! My wife came back with no panties." The other husband said "You think that's bad? Mine came back with a card in her crack that read "From all of us at the fire station... we'll never forget you!!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'

If you ever get the urge to run through the streets naked, it's recommended that you sniff Windex.....it prevents streaking!

STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile .
Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream .
Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place .
You are in seclusion . You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity .
The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
There...see!! It really does work . You're smiling

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