uglybumper

US age 64
Joined 14 years ago
Last login 3 hours ago
Fun outgoing and up for just about anything!
uglybumper's last Status Update
Hello Beautiful Central Valley Women, who's up for a "lil'sumtin"?lol
Stats
My BN Status:
I am:Male
Age:64
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:A straight girl
Marital Status:Single
Children:None
Member Since:18-Oct-09
Last Logged In:16-Jun-24
Location:California, United States
About uglybumper
Star Sign:Sagittarius
Is Following:
Is Looking For:An Affair, A Private Photo Shoot, A New Friend
Interests:Mountaineering, Nature, Food / Wine, Golf, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping
Other:
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Body Shape:Hourglass
Height:6' 1" (185cm)
Weight:240lbs (17st 2lbs) (108.9kg)
Eye Colour:Hazel
Hair Colour:Light Brown
Best Feature:Legs
Pubic Hair:Trimmed
Tatoos:1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:None, Other
Penis Length:7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:3" (7.6cm)
Circumcised:Yes
Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Work at Home
Industry:Other
Job Role:Professional
Lifestyle
Smoking:Daily
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Other
Sense Humour:Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:Meet people easily
Personality:One of the guys or girls
Libido:Rampant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:at night on the side of the highway as cars drove by and honked!!
Favourites
Movie:How to eat pussy
Actor/Actress:clit remur
Book:Rimming for dumbies.
Author:my cock
Song:Zepplin Baby!!
Band:look up! lol
TV Show:watch me suck your clit.
Sport:Panty munchin
Drink:Pussy juice
Food:Pussy
Pastime:Pussy
Thing:Pussy
Sex Position:All of them! lol
Person I'd like to Fuck:Meg Ryan,Aniston,pretty much all of them! lol
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Playing with my dates pussy while we are driving to our weekend getaway!
What Makes Me Sad:
Girls worried about what others think an are too shy to give me a fuck or suck??hwat's up with that???
What Makes Me Mad:
When you know a girl wants to fuck/suck an doesn't!!
My Bad Habits:
Wanting to eat lick suck my gf's pussy all day everyday!!
My Final Thoughts:
If I could live anywhere it would be...

In the mountains or on the coast!
Comments
SusieA_50 : Nice seeing a new likes...Thank u...S. 😊
(284 days ago)
uglybumper : Pussy plz...apply with in!
(285 days ago)
softcell : Nothing ugly about you my lovely xx
(7 years ago)
Profile last updated: 5-Sep-23