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softcell
Joined 13 years ago
Last login 1 year ago
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book.
My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!!
Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name.
I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!!
Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha.
What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ...........
what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid?
If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out!
Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance!
**O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O**
I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask.
Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!!
All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao.
**** WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. this also includes anyone that has not asked my permission via mobile phone or in a P/M. thank you. ****
If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort.
Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ......
Take care out there, blessed be. xx
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Yaaaaawns, opens one eye, sees a gorgeous naked body ....... needs to take a cold shower!
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I am: | Female |
Age: | 59 |
Sexual Preference: | Guys |
Am Seeking: | A straight guy |
Marital Status: | Defacto/Cohabiting |
Children: | Independent |
Member Since: | 26-Jul-10 |
Last Logged In: | 18-Aug-22 |
Location: | Hell, England, United Kingdom |
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Star Sign: | Cancer | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Is Following: | srebbew, romarimski | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Is Looking For: | A New Friend | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Interests: | Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Sailing / Boating, Dancing, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Tennis / Racket Sports, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Volunteer / Charity, Water Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Other: | Advanced astrophysics and brain surgery | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
What Makes Me Happy: | Happy smiley people who are kind. Silly animal videos. |
What Makes Me Sad: | LIARS!! You know who you are and I pity you. |
What Makes Me Mad: | Men who beat up women. They should have their nads chopped off! |
My Bad Habits: | None .... I'm Mary Poppins ..... practically perfect in every way ;) |
My Final Thoughts: | The meaning of life is... Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong. Treat others like shit and expect to be shit on, yourself!! email me if you want to chat Personally I just want to be loved and respected for just being me ... warts and all. |
Comments
spunky4u
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What an interesting profile. I love your sense of humor 🤪 love to chat sometime but like you not looking for a hook up. 😘
Canislupis890
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Love your profile Rosie,hells bells,you live a fantastic life
Drives62
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Great profile. 🙂
Artistic
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🎁🤶Merry Christmas🎅🎄//Arty
WillOrangey
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Great profile. Thanks for sharing.
Wakeyfella
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Beautiful pictures from a beautiful soul. Thank you for sharing.
PublicPython74
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Did anyone read your profile lol
Tommy400f
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Great profile !!! You look like such a fun and sexy person !!
cina1
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Beautiful body and amazing tits mmmmm
RampantRabbitsUK
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Great sexy pics I would love some fun with you x
johnnyel
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Merry Christmas my friend 😘
Artistic
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Thank you very much :)
hotuk
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Fantastic set of pics!
Artistic
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i was just thinking, last night, about making a status, "if your friend lost all their hair, could you shave off all yours to support them"
Stillkickin
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You go girl. Love the profile abd right on👍✌👏👏
Love2sharewu
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Hi Rosie, nice to meet you, I like your profile and your photos. I would like to be your friend and would love to meet you for real. Have a lovely day /evening
DanajustDana
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Hey girl, where ya hiding? xx
Getfunky
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No reply even after such a long PM??
Getfunky
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I see you haven't logged in since June 12, hope all is well in your world
Barny1970
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Quite simply beautiful xx
bign4sty517
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Holy fuck ! You're yummy as fuck naked!??
Profile last updated: 27-May-21