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So I pretty much get along with almost all the guys I dated, and I got a huge kick out of telling a few of them about NN. Of course I am intimately familiar with most of them so when I run across a familiar pecker I text them a laughing face and a goofy message. It?s the littlest things about NN that make me love it so.

So I pretty much get along with almost all the guys I dated, and I got a huge kick out of telling a few of them about NN. Of course I am intimately familiar with most of them so when I run across a familiar pecker I text them a laughing face and a goofy message. It?s the littlest things about NN that make me love it so.

So... I got tired of shaving and decided to put Ms.Kitty,quite literally, in the hands of a professional groomer.
Big
Fat
Mistake

The older lady that looked like she had maintained many a Geisha?s ?Secret Garden? passed me off to the girl who was obviously a new arrival to the states..

?You want wack whole thing?? She asked me three times before I realized that She was trying to determine if I wanted a totally hairless Ms. Kitty or some Chinese Crested job so I could parade it around...

The wax was way too hot. Ms. Kitty will not win ?Best in Show?.
Nobody in this house can understand why there was a defrosted bag of peas on the floor in Mom?s bedroom.
Ms. Kitty hates me because she?s been without loving and I took her to a torture chamber.

Poor Ms. Kitty.

I hope she isn?t permanently disfigured. I will stick to shaving from now on. I thought about permanent laser hair removal but with my luck -
Ms. Kitty would not survive.

I?m on PETAs watchlist for pussy abuse...

Here?s to no more wax in my cracks!!!!

I had to do something to shake this funk so last night I hopped in an Uber and headed downtown to the hottest gay bar in the city. I was loving all the pretty little twinks fawning over me, calling me JLO and dragging me onto the dance floor - like they were on tour with me. Then there was the super sexy girl who looked like Shane from the L Word who took every opportunity to walk by me and touch me and tell me that she couldn't help herself. I was a good girl- I went home with only my hands on me...
I think more playtime like this is in order. My new gal pal Mark seems to think so too. He says I am good luck because all the pretty boys flock to me

The fairy tales lie. Give me gritty naked honesty... give me the truth.
Don't promise me everlasting love. Tell me you'd like to fuck until we can't stand the sight of each other. I believe in real and lasting love for others... not me. I tell myself that if at the very least, I stop attaching sex to love--- I won't have any expectations outside of a good fuck. Seems far more rational than what I have experienced so far.

I've been fighting health issues-lupus- and fell off of the habit of updating my gallery- getting on chat am dealing enjoying NN with my love...so many distractions and life getting in the way... so many things were lost.
I had forgotten how much fun it was to be naughty and post pics and play...how important it had been to us both and how playing together here had been a strength in our relationship....

Don't forget how to play when you have a lover secure enough to not only allow- but desire it. I let being sick take the fun out of everything and it cost me a great deal... now I get to play alone. But I will remind myself that playing here has always made me happy and look forward to getting back into the swingers-oops-swing of things...

Time to go get myself some cute and tastefully tacky items and get new pics up in my gallery.

So the coast to coast travel was getting to be too much...I went back and re discovered everything I love about SoCal...most important...not spending another night away from him...
Told the folks I work for that I just couldn't be away from him, or carne asada fries anymore...a walk on the pier...the smell of the West Coast beach...and I knew...I need to be naked beside him every night...and maybe sneak out for naughtiness on the beach at night

I have to say that I didn't know how well my pirate costume pics were going to go over...but obviously he got a kick out of me in the outfit so when he took a tiny siesta, I surprised him with the costume pics...
We both jumped on NN and went into chat where it was deliriously funny and filthy...

Thanks to all my dirty shipmates for all the piratey fun.
I have been enjoying my own Captain Jack and I need to run...he's wanting my Pirate Booty

Why I cannot keep my hands off him is beyond me... Every time he's here, I turn into the horniest, neediest, most fuckingest monster there is...sneaking around my house, waiting to ambush him...much like a playful kitten...
I pounce...I get pounded...lol
it's the little things that make me absolutely insatiable when it comes to him...and cumming for him...
It's an amazing thing --- this crazy twisted filthy life we share.
He's my best friend, fuck buddy, master and playmate...
I'm a lucky little bitch...and I know it