qqblhEh
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Last login 220 days ago
I'm not a cop, but will you please just go ahead and spread 'em? Got cuffs? I will search you really well for any contraband, since I am feeling so frisky. I may have to run you in for warrants, like, breaking laws of attraction, reckless behavior, being smoking hot in a "NO SMOKING" section, and other crimes of passion. Do you think you can get your way out of a ticket? I may need some help with some undercover work, or finding a new backup piece. Just doing my job, ma'am, to serve and protect. I'm going to let you slide. .
I'm not a doctor, but I'm willing to take a look at it...kiss it and make it all better for you...we can settle up somehow. Breast exams are always free. I have the best bedside manor, and my equipment is only cold by request. Open up and say "Ahhhhhh ". All my patients feel wonderful after every appointment. I think it is because of the vitamin D injection. Take 2 or 3 as needed, and call me in the morning. B) Don't worry about insurance or copayments or anything...I'm sure that we can work something out.
I'm not a professor, but I am adept at teaching you the real difference between sugar and Sweet N Low. I also have an intense geography lesson on French and Australian kisses that is 'edge of your seat ', toe curling education at its finest. I tend to grade on the curve, butt extra credit is a possibility. I'm certain we can work something out. Who will be "head" of the class? Teacher's pet? Bad girls are held after class...indefinitely...to bang (erasers).
I am an amazing handyman, a craftsman and artist and semiprofessional therapeutic and erotic/sensual masseuse. I can straighten our your plumbing, since I know how to lay pipe right. The electricity is not a problem, because I know where the sparks are supposed to be and how to flick switches and press buttons. Laying wood is my specialty, on the floor, the walls, the stairs, any of the furniture. Once I get passed the carpet, I will have it licked. I can handle any job you like, and won't leave until you are quite happy with my work. I have great hands and satisfaction is guaranteed. Let me know what you want done, I'll be happy to be of service, or let you know if it's beyond my experience. I'm not scared of a challenge.
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Expert Handyman for all your home or office needs. Here for a good time not a long time.
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I am: | Male |
Age: | 51 |
Sexual Preference: | Girls |
Am Seeking: | A girl |
Marital Status: | Separated |
Children: | None |
Member Since: | 22-Dec-20 |
Last Logged In: | 8-Nov-23 |
Location: | Dozier, Alabama, United States |
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Star Sign: | Sagittarius | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Is Looking For: | Hard Core Action, An Affair, A Private Photo Shoot | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Interests: | Arts / Crafts, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Cooking, Food / Wine, Gardening, Hiking / Camping, Volunteer / Charity, Water Sports, Literature / History | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Other: | Sensual and therapeutic massage, roleplaying, writing | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
What Makes Me Happy: | Encouraging or building people up, making someone feel better (physically or emotionally or both), creating anything from near nothing, feeling wanted, waking up on the right side of the grass, pleasuring women completely, surprise blowjobs. |
What Makes Me Sad: | When anyone cries, seeing someone else neglected, not being able to help , being neglected, broken hearts and broken minds. |
What Makes Me Mad: | Bullying, superiority, self righteousness, cruelty to the elderly, children or animals, meanness of most any kind, |
My Bad Habits: | Smoking , hiding my feelings, picking me apart, getting taken advantage of from people pleasing, eating sweets of any sort |
My Final Thoughts: | The meaning of life is... Quite simple, actually. First, blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours burn a bit brighter. If you can't say something nice, shut the fuck up. Talking bad about someone else really shows your character rather than smearing theirs. If it hurt you, dont do it to others.If it doesn't belong to you, dont fuck with it. The course of nature is set on fire by the tongue. Words have power , use them wisely. Tell whoever you do, that you love them, often. Never take credit or blame for anything you didn't do. Honesty is the best policy. Never give more than you are willing to lose. Never ask or expect more than you are willing to give. Sometimes, you just have to know when to say, " fuck it". |
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Profile last updated: 3-May-22