mystigo_dragon's Blog - page 7

An ENIGMA ???

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh !!!

For a minute, I thought I'd have to open a can of kick-ur-ass!!!

Luv to all!!!

Dragon //me, having too much fun with that//

He's still here!!!

Glad I'm paying a flat fee or I'd be asking if her could use a little vasoline with that shaft !!!

He needs to get done and get the F*UCK OUT !!!

Dragon

We've continued the upgrade on our home!

After the upstairs painting and carpeting, we've had an electrician rewire our home office to make the office's computers and fax/printer independently circuited!!!

Can't perv, can't post,... can't get nicety!!! All we get is this electrician's gigantic butt-crack!!!

I don't know how many of you feel the same way, but even though we've done this voluntarily, I have cum to realize that workmen in the home are intrusive !!!

One fuckin' impatient Dragon!!!

We are bushed!!!

Pixie and I drove up to Atlantic City for the weekend as it was our twenty-umpthin' anniversay - and for "shits and grins"!

Overnight in the Sands Hotel & Casino,... Italian cuisine and oysters on the half shell w/ chardonnay!!! Slots, poker and simulcast races!!!

And,... room service!!!

Funniest moment - ran into a couple that we usually party and fish with! Turned the corner and they were at the dice table!!! It was "On" after that - laughing anf joking all evening !!!

Oh yeah, we even won a couple of hundred and spent it all on each other!!! You'll see the dress the she-elf coaxed outta me by virtue of her feminie wiles and a chrome-suckin' blowjob !!!

GREAT WEEKEND, FOLKS!!!

Dragon & Pixie

Gave his life-long female companion the final draft during the middle of March. They sat on it!!!

Today, she calls to say that the guy had a stroke two days ago and she wants the Will registered in safekeeping with our City's Registrar!!!

No problem !!! //They coulda done it weeks ago!!!//

She drops the instrument off at my office at something after 10! I got some "down time" so I "schlepp" the document over to the Registrar's office at 10:45 and go back to my office to call the man's companion!!!

I find out from her mother that his time of death is recorded as 11:00 A.M.!!!

By 4 P.M., she calls to say that his sister and niece are trying to claim his property !!!

PEOPLE, IF YOU HAVE LOVED ONES AND YOU DON'T HAVE A LAST WILL & TESTAMENT, YOU'RE LEAVING A BATTLEGROUND !!!

....and tha's all I'm gonna sa-yah about tha-yat!!!

Well, after having given it a day, Pixie called me at work and said when we get home, we'll crunch the numbers to get you your new "toy"!!!

At home, I told her that we'd bypass the 4Runner; my reasoning being that my anal retentive ass doesn't need a truck just to drive around. I continued that she has the longer commute and our plan was always to get her a new car first and step her up to the Avalon or Lexus - befitting the queen that she is!

I told her that I'd still be on the lookout for a second-hand SUV for the light hauling and travel that we do, but for everyday use, I'd get my new car after we've got her car!!!

She stared at me, smiled, and said, "My Gawd, you grew up while I wasn't looking!"

Later, I got "pussy-whipped"!!!

We just "circled the wagons" as the Duke would say!!!

We took a protective posture because stealing pix from us and reposting them under another nickname must not be the violation it is elsewhere!

I'm taking a strategic defensive stance to protect my queen!!!

Dragon

I have this co-worker who is a young, late twenty-something single mom. She's nice enough but she has yet to display that killer instinct one needs in law. to show her fangs!!! She seems to have adopted me as her confident. I'm brutally honest; if you ask, I'm gonna tell ya - she likes that!

Anyway, I digress. She's on the sh*t end of the stick b/c a supervisor had put out some bad rap about her work product! So, rather than fight for her good reputation, she's confided to me that she is secretly going on job interviews! A wuss move !!!

Gawd, I wish she'd hurry up and find something so that she can resign and I can catch back up on my afternoon naps!!!

~ * ~ a sleepy Dragon ~ * ~

If you go back and check our posts, blog(s) and photos, the cool part was WE NEVER CALLED ANYONE A TROLL BY NAME!!!

He just jumped into character on his own !!! Isn't it interesting???

We still apologize to any other douche bags we may have offender!!!

Dragon

Pixie and I would like to apologize to any other douche bags we may have offended!!!

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS AN EDITORIAL FROM THE AUTHOR AND NOT TO BE CONSTRUED AS THE POSITION OF NN.

//wink//