so i turned off the computer after saying my final farewell to NN, but knowing in my heart of hearts, it wouldn't be the last time i talked to those *ditzybutsexy* people. i was hungry, but sad, so i took my *Maple Sugar* covered pancakes outside, and had breakfast under the *willow* tree.
maybe *itsjustme*, but it seems like the entire neighborhood is out today. i pop a *juicy* *Strawberry* into my mouth, and wow, it's a *Shooter*! *thedude(4886)* walking down the street gets a laugh at my expense, as does the *sexy mom of 4* next door (but she's a sexy *Jersey Girl*, so i don't mind).
my thoughts focus back to my breakfast so the *PerkyGirl* walking by doesn't make me choke...although a little *mouth2mouthcertified* action wouldn't be such a bad thing right now. I mean, she is a *cute lil cajun one*, or is she a *littlefrenchgirl*? I dunno...I suppose i'm not *coolenough* for her to be both.
i step back inside to a ringing phone, and it's my *valleybud*, *michael(1)*, who wants to know if i'll join him and *depotguy*, cuz of the store he manages, for some drinks an for lunch. sure thing, right?
so i turn off the t.v...muppets? hmm...i always thought there was something perverted about that *gonzo* guy, and some spoof with *chewiebacca*? yeah, i need to step out.
a few minutes and four screeching tires later, and *da toy*, as i call it, comes barreling up in my driveway...the *Platinum Wolf* HE calls it, then out bounces his girlfriend, his *Sexy Angel(32)*, i'm told. apparently lunch is turning into a party. i squeeze into the back next to her girlfriend thinking, damn *aprilsahottie*! (i wonder if she's a *badkitty*?)
we pull up to this brand new "mega-sports bar", *Starrfly*, which i've been meaning to try. *Miss Jayne* is all too happy to strut her stuff as she walks us to our table, right next to a very *sexyaussiecpl*, from the sound of it. i begin to question the large table, when i'm suddenly introduced to *Marie & John* and *jacknjill*, who will be joining us. more people are coming.
i peruse the menu selections, eyeing their special of the day, a tempting *coco rosie*, but not wanting to have *onionbreath* in front of these new friends, i opt for the ever-succulent *honey turkey*. a new guest arrives, and we play a game of musical chairs, which has me seated between two lovely new faces. i need to remember their names. they were said so quickly. was it *JayLyn*? hmm, and the cute little asian girl, did i hear *Benjie (Thai?)* perhaps. but one of them is wearing the most exquistite fragrance...wow...simply a *lilac dream*!
one of the new girls has quite the loud laugh, and announces to the crowd, "i know *imalilhothead*, and i'm a *slut4a3way*, but y'all come to love me!" i shrug my shoulders...i guess she's a bit of a *scarylady* after all. Our good friend *Sall(inque)*, the manager, stops by to be sure everyone's ok (and to hit on one *very-very-bad-girl* at our table). He's a *MDguy*, so we chat about old times when we can, and his lovely sister, *Anya(32)*. I had such a crush on her; i was like *taffyam* and pm when around her.
my memory is disrupted by the bartender, *captal(22)* he calls himself, and wants us to try his new drink *redpenpete*, because too many, and it'll totally erase your memory of the night! Night? wow...it's 7:30 already! Time flies when yer havin' fun!
Just like my time with all you great folks! Cheers and ciao!