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still cold here. I have my first open house today. I hope to sell the "town house" soon cause two house payments are a bitch. I finally saw Superbad last night. That Mclovin is a stitch!

I got my cold ass out of bed this morning to take some pictures. It was minus 12. I was trying to get a type of picture that shows the steam rising off the lake. It happens when the air is much colder than the water. The water is about 35 degrees and the air is butt ass cold.



Notice the ducks in the foreground. They look happy.

It's kind of nice having a "country house" People have started asking me "are you staying in town this weekend...or going to the country?" Ha...it sounds so fancy. TRUST ME....it's not.

And I haven't made my mind up about this weekend. It's going to be butt-ass cold tonight, probably about 20 below, and I think I'd be more comfortable in town. Plus the cost of heating both houses...ahh..what to do...

Depotguy is horned up. And not in the usual, wanting an orgasm way.

I am filled to the brim with the intense desire to fuck someone for a very long time. My orgasm is not really part of todays equation. I have to admit it is something I have always enjoyed doing.

I am going to a party tonight.....hhmmmmmmm

Afternoon edit: As I was driving back from the farm i remembered the first time I seriously fucked my ex. I couldn't help laughing (not a good idea while driving in a white swirl of snow)

As I remember it, I took my time getting it all in and then I slowly started working it. As i was changing the angle a little he started to make this crazy yelping hyperventilating noise. I was so startled I started to withdraw and he grabbed my hips and said "don't stop.....it's the best thing I've ever felt"

Ha....that didn't stop him from trying to find that feeling with the rest of the county.

I'm still laughing.

who would I spend one more day with...given the opportunity?

I think my mom. So many things I would apologize for.


What about you? If you could have one more day with anyone?

want some?

Does anyone know how to stop my windshield wipers? Since yesterday they turn on whenever my truck is on. It's annoying and people look at you funny.

Who do you have to blow around here to get a vid off of hold? My favorite poster of all time posted some new pics and 2 vids! I watched the short vid (about 385 times) but the long one is on hold. The anticipation is killing me. But....like I told thelittlehothead being away from what you want, makes you want it all the more.

I spent two nights at the farm. Woke up to this...




It was nice. The snowplow went through and the town plow did my driveway and it was sweet. It is VERY quiet out there.

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So I ask my neighbor (yes he's a half mile away) if I will need a burning permit to burn a big pile of brush. He tells me to stop at the bar thats on the way back to town, they are issued there.

Going into your new local bar for the first time is daunting. These places are the true community centers. These people know EVERYTHING there is to know for 30 miles!

So I saunter up to the bar and the room gets quiet. I ask the lady behind the bar about the permit and she says yeah no problem. This is where I should learn to keep my mouth shut.
I ask "what are you setting up the buffet for?" She looks at me like I'm crazy and says "the game"

Do I get a clue??? no. I say "what game"

God these packer fans are gonna take some getting used to.

To sum up my feelings on this momentous day, I would like to quote the original Willy Wonka.

Mr. Wonka (to charlie): You know what happened to the boy who got every thing he wanted......

Charlie : no...what?

Mr. Wonka : He lived happily ever after.


My wish for all of you

(and yes...theres enough left for beer)