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Short, hairless, ape-like man, ugly as a mudhen & dead broke. Votes Liberal, uncultured, ignorant, outrageously chauvinistic, unsporting, greedy, irresponsible, crude, anti-social, lascivious, compulsive liar, intemperate & morally bankrupt. No brains, no physique, no ambition, no sense of humor, no sex appeal, no social grace, a crashing bore. He seeks a stunning, vivacious, 40 - 60ish lady, classy, polished, romantic & well endowed. Must be warm, out-going, affectionate, loyal, tolerant, intelligent, witty, with a fantastic sense of humor, an overdrive libido & burning desire to meet a man of her dreams.