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I know I'v been busy again anyway spotted this on Foxies blog Hi luv so thought i would post it on as well

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
- Hell yes

2. Have you ever fantasized about someone on your friends list?
- uuuurrrmmm yes and more than once

3. Have you ever seen anyone on your friends list on webcam?
- Yes

4. Have you ever spoken on the pone with someone on your friends list?
- Yes

5. Have you ever met in person someone on your friend's list?
- Yes took pics for them

6. Have you ever accidentally prv' someone in chat by accident?
- all the time ooooop's

7. Have you ever been in a hot and steamy prv with someone in chat and had the other person suddenly go, leaving your last ruanchy statement posted publicly in the room?
- Oh yes its so anoying

8. Have you even been carrying on two different naughty chats while in the NN chatroom?
- would i ever do that uurrmm yes

9. Have you ever been in NN chat while talking to someone physically in the same room as you are in while on the computer?
- Do it all the time infact we have had more than one person in our house on the NN Chat before

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
- mmmm hard one i like both not at the same time though as that gets confusing

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
- now if i say yes dont you think the wife will wonder who lol

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
- nope

13. Love or money?
- Love money aint everything

14. Credit cards or cash?
- Cash you dont end up paying more for what you buy on credit cards

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
- no

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
- camping gives the kids there freedom but if i take Candy away a hotel is nice

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
- ASDA car park

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
- As long as i get it and its enough
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- no

20. Ever been to a bar?
- Once or twice lol

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
- nope

22. Kissed someone of the same sex?
- nope

23. Favorite alcoholic drink?
- Pernod

24. Had sex in a movie theater?
- nope

25. Had sex in a bathroom?
- yes

26. Have you ever had sex at work?
- yes ish

27. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
- Yes

28. Bought something from an adult store?
- Yes

29. Have you been caught having sex?
- Yes, a long time ago by my brother the press up jokes went on for months!

30. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
- mmmm let me think as we are on NN i guess so

31. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
- nope never

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
- anyone that likes a laugh

This aint a scam or anything like that if you live in the Tyne & Wear area and would like a FREE Adult photoshoot doing just drop me a PM and I will contact you and answer any questions You may have disgresion assured.

I'm a fully qualified photographer not an amature if you need some ideas of the style and quality of my work look at
Candy_uk
or
Geordie_gurl_uk
or
sexy_gurl_uk

<<< Cain >>>

I dont think i will get much of a responce to this but hey here goes:- I'm looking for any one and i meen any one that can give me some advice on meeting up with ppl from NN :- How did you find the person or how did they find you, is it best to be straight out and open with ppl about what your looking for etc any and all advice would be fantastic

<< Cain >>

A = Anal <> Anal sex and play, this is penetration of the anus with fingers, toys or pennis

B = Bondage <> Bondage play being tied up or allowing another person to tie you up

C = Cyber <> Cyber sex: playing with your self while watching another person do the same

D = Dressing up
This could be taken a few ways
Cross dressing: dressing as the opposite sex
Sexy underwear: dressing in sexy underwear
Sexy outfits: dressing in sexy outfits

E = Edible <> Using any type of food in any way you can find for foreplay or penatrive play

F = Foreplay <> Standard regular foreplay

G = G spot <> Find and massarge the G spot

H = Household items <> Use any household items for foreplay or penatrive play

I = Intercourse <> Sexual intercourse any possition

J = Just do it <> Have sex as soon as you meet up no waiting no foreplay has to not be quicky sex

K = Kiss <> Kiss of any type


L = Lubrication <> Using a flavoured or hot lube

M = Massarge <> Sensual massarge

N = Nipple play <> Playing with nipples can include nipple bondage and the use of pegs, clamps, etc

O = Oral <> Oral sex must be given and recived

P = Pictures <> Having your photo taken nude and taking photos of an other

Q = Quickies <> Quickie sex having sex as quickly as you can when you can

R = Role play <> Playing a part acting as another person/ character

S = Spanking <> Having your bottom slapped like a naughty child

T = Talking dirty <> Using sexual language when in public others must not hear

U = Underwear <> Buy a set of underwear for your partner to wear then get them back

V = Voure <> Watching while another person in the same room plays with them self, you must not play unless they say you can

W = Watersports <> Watersports or Golden showers peeing in front of some one or peeing on someone or being pee’d on

X = X rated movies <> 1: Watching 2: Home made

Y = Yelling <> Yelling is just letting it all go during sex without worrying about the neibours

Z = Zero fear <> Touching each other in public as intimate as you can while making sure others can not see though

I know this seems like a funny thing to be posting but I realy had no idea hot to mesure myself so i googled it and found this
Hope this helps others out I know i will be giving it a go LOL

How to Measure Your Penis
Many men would like to know how long or how fat their cock is, but few know how to take proper measurements. Using the methods described below you can finally get a medically-accurate measurement of your penis size:

Finding your penis length

Penis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In terms you and I would understand, this means the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the skin of your belly to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below).

1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.
2. Place your ruler on the skin of your belly, at the base of your erect penis. Do not press in against your belly, why cheat yourself?
3. Press the ruler against your penis and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.
4. Record this number, and keep this paper in a safe place.
5. Repeat this measurement two more times, and record the results along with your first measurement, preferably with different erections and preferably on different days. Why? Because your erections can vary slightly depending on your level or arousal, time of day, room temperature, and even ho long since your last sexual experience.

Finding your penis circumference

Penis length is not the only factor in determining penis size. The width, girth, or fatness, of a penis is also an important aspect when considering how you compare. Most people have a penis that is either longer and thinner, or shorter and fatter. Use the instructions below to determine your penile circumference (distance around the widest part of your penis).

1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.
2. Place a fabric ruler or a string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.
4. Record this number on your paper.
5. Repeat this measurement two more times, preferably with different erections and preferably on different days, recording the measurements each time.

Calculate your size

Average the 3 numbers you recorded for your penis length. If you don't know how to take an average, just add up the 3 numbers, and divide the total by 3. This is your average penis length.

Then, do the same for your penis circumference. Now you know just how big you are!

Wondering just how you compare with others? The average erect penis length is about 6 inches, but this can vary depending on what data or medical studies you are consulting.

I dont realy need a reason to make love to Candy but I know any of these would be a good reason let alone all 10


1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being......
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.