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only regret is I once had sex drunk, could only remember like 2 m
its been a principal not having sex drunk
Well I did actually, but this was before I was married
The caller was Sue, who asked me how I enjoyed the night, and was strangely chipper. She rang off and I thought the conversation had been a little odd, but didn't think much more of it until my wife rang a short while later to check how I was.
And then she asked, "Do you remember what you did?"
No....
It turned out we'd been sat round the dining table knocking back ever more wine when we'd had a conversation about Sue flashing her tits on the coach during a work trip to France a couple of years before. She'd said something like, it's always the women who are expected to flash and why don't the men get their cocks out?
At which I said, "Alright then, here you go," stood up, unzipped, and put my cock on the table.
Which Sue apparently appreciated. Brian and my wife both laughed.
And this really annoyed me. Not because I'd shown Sue my cock, I was happy with that and had wanted to show her it for some years. But not soft!
It did make me wonder why she'd called. We'd been flirty with each other for years, and I wondered if she'd phoned up specifically to talk to me about my cock, which seemed likely. I tried to follow it up, with no success I'm sorry to report.
It did, however, lead to a nice sex session with my wife, who teased me about wanting to fuck Sue (she already knew this, and we'd used it in bed before). So there's that.
fell asleep or passed out while I was fucking the ole lady of the
president of the pagans motorcycle "club" (hi ya Anthony)
I've never let excess alcohol ruin sex again.