Jimmy Savile again. It seems to be a recurring theme. Don't know what a shrink would make of it.
I'm in the woods taking a leak and a bee stings me on the penis. It swells up, but not in a nice way. I wrap something around it to try to ease the pain. Can't recall exactly what it was I used, but then who cares when you've just been stung on the cock by a bee.
I stagger home and decide to write to Jim'll Fix It for advice.
Jim writes back.
Now then, now then young man. I'm sorry to hear about your altercation with one of nature's little wonders. I am enclosing a large tube of calamine lotion which you must rub into your tallywacker until the swelling goes down. Good luck with that. Must dash. Have to polish my medallion. Howz about that then? Howz about that then?
Yours sincerely Sir James of Savile, spinster of this parish.
I follow Jim's advice, but as I rub the lotion in, instead of the swelling going down it increases. I rub more lotion in, but the swelling now becomes a strange throbbing sensation. I find myself unable to stop rubbing and suddenly some kind of fluid shoots out. I think it was honey, but I'm not absolutely sure because at this point I woke up and I was all wet and sticky again.
Was it sweat?
You'll never know, ya fkn pervs!!!
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