On the way to work this morning a guy did a California stop and cut me off (I was doing the posted 35mph speed limit) and when I honked my horn, he of course does the POLITE thing and flips me the bird. Ok, no big deal. I kept my jovial morning smile as I watched this goober speed up on ahead, zig zagging thru traffic cutting other people off and on his way to a fire. Here is the FUNNY PART!! After driving down the road, I approach the red light and to my amazement....IT'S the Finger Flipper right next to me in the other lane. I motioned for him to roll down his window and with a smile on my face I said "I'm the one you cut off back at the stop sign, can I see that finger again?" Was I angry or show any road rage? No, not me. I'm too goofy and dorky to get angry at rude people. I prefer the sarcastic and cute approach. |